January 2011
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"Who wants some of my plant?!"
I know I’ve said this before but George is my favourite.
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Fyi.
I’ve been dancing like a creeper long before The Lonely Island made a video about it.
Hanging.
My mouth is drier than a Nun’s chuff. Woke up this mornng with the headache of doom and one of my fake eyelashes stuck to my cheek which was all kinds of attractive, let me tell you. Now I have to go to work. SUCH FUN. :(
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I dont know if you’re aware Tumblr, but I FUCKING LOVE my sleep. You could even say it’s a hobby of mine. So the fact I haven’t had a decent nights sleep in forever is not boding well with me. It’s not even like my sleeping pattern is messed up, I could deal with that! I’m just not sleeping. That and a combination of a few other things is making me bloody miserable at...
slavicinferno:
£3079.85
Is how much money I’ve spent at play.com over the past 4 years.
I should look into buying some shares.
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“Skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle....”
– Dr. House (via heyfatchick)
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Well, that’s gotta be the worst nights sleep I’ve had in a while. :(
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Me: Whatchu watchin'?
Dad: Village of the Damned
Me: *Daisy voice* IT'S THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED!
Dad: That's what I said.
Me: No, I meant...
Dad: Can you get me a biscuit?
Me: :(
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Some assclown has moved onto our street with two Dobermans and he’s been letting them run riot in the back street for the past couple of days. My Mum took my dog, Ebs, for a walk yesterday and one of the dogs ran over to her. This guy says “Oh, you’re safe, he wont harm her,” the dog sniffs out Ebs and runs off. I came home from work today and Mum tells me that another...
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