I literally couldn’t get through my front door this morning for the piles and piles of Valentines cards blocking my way. Damn you, endless list of secret admirers.
A happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to all.
“If I could push a button and five people in the world would die but I’d get free cable for life… I’d do it.”
It’s like you’re in my mind, Liz.
30 Rock live is a veritable smorgasboard of awesome.
I would kill to be Liz Lemon and Ina Garten’s lovechild.
"Love is like an onion. You peel away layer after stinky layer until you’re just…weeping over the sink."
— Pete Hornberger, 30 Rock
"But I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince."
— Liz Lemon. PREACH.
Watching 30 Rock…
“What’s going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?”
GOD BLESS YOU LIZ LEMON. I spat out my drink when she said that.
